Please for the love of god don’t read this post.

Hey you over there, stop reading now. Not because of spoiler alerts or something, you just really, honestly don’t wanna read this post. I’m begging you man. This topic is really a stupid one and you’ll find no enjoyment by scrolling your eyes left to right on the screen for this puny block of text. This is some scary stuff man… This post will say stuff that you will regret reading. There’s no gratification. No award or prize you get. This post is just a waste of your finite lifetime, that’s slowly trickling away, like sand slipping through your fingers. This is a really bad way to spend your day. please, I WROTE this thing. I know how bad it is. I regret wasting my time. So please, for the love of all that is holy is this world, for the sake of your sanity, don’t read this post. Please.

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